i want to start a new branch of porn
i’m calling it the surreal porn
this porn genre will involve special effects
and foley sounds and rubber duckies
there’s this one scene where a giant
neon penis like serpent
goes into this female robot
and it goes in through her metallic pussy
and somehow it comes out through her mouth
and then another female robot comes along
and she starts performing
fellatio until she swallows
and you can no longer see the giant
neon penis like serpent
and you can only see two female robots
french kissing going so fast
you can no longer identify them as two separate robots
and you think they’ve morphed into one
and you can listen to rubber duckies
as you watch them make out
and then the lights go off
and everyone starts clapping